Unicorn Party Supplies

Not a very convincing Unicorn Centerpiece - I might be pissed if I was a little girl and they plunked this down at MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!
"C'mon Mom, what gives? You call that piece of shit a Unicorn! I'm so embarrassed!"

http://www.birthdayexpress.com/Fairy-Tale-Unicorns-Party-Supplies/42073/PartyKitDetail.aspx?REF=KNC-CEgoogle&s_kwcid=ContentNetwork1206330390&gclid=CKvnnIyU4poCFQVfFQodvWQvBw

Some more of the ads that appear on my blog that resemble postings. How opportune for the capitalist vibe to polevault into the false reality of my reality!