The Interdimensional Beings Stole My Corn Chex
This morning I got up, put the leashes on the little dogs, took them outside for their morning constitutionals and tried to assimilate my head. Something was a little bit off, some fluorescent green footprint traces outside and all of that.
Inside, I feed the dogs and cat and go for my Corn Chex.
Where is my CornChex?
Dad blast you, Interdimensional Beings!!
They really like Corn Chex.
ReplyDeleteI think I may switch to non-corn cereals for the time being. However, wheat chex seem to granular to me. Hm, perhaps Captain Crunch.
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